How to answer to creepy stalkers? OG Reply set

Kahan Ho Tum?

out of your coverage area

kya kar rahi ho tum?

Tumse Picha chhudaane Ki Koshish

kya tum mujhse milane aaogi?

han Tumhare Sapnon Mein

tum theek ho?

pahle Tak han per Tumhare message aane ke bad pata nahin

Tumhe kya hogya?

Tumse nafrat

Tum aese kyun baat karhi ho?

Mera man

Would you like to go on a date?

Yes on a court Date when I sue you

How about a cup of coffee?

Yes one cappuccino please

Where do you stay?

Far from you reach

Are you in a relationship?

If that breaks your heart Yes

But if I say it doesn't break my heart ?

Then let me do the honors please

But I'd be honored to have my heart broken by you..

Sorry I checked you're not on the list